woke-up-on-derse:

ghostystar:

imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

(via erroneousemu)


its-locked-nancy:

I tried the thing again?

(via notamypond)


parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

(via notamypond)


modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)


trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

image

why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)


hoshee:

vaporheart-archive:

i think something went wrong

The sorting hat is never wrong. You are in leg house.

hoshee:

vaporheart-archive:

i think something went wrong

The sorting hat is never wrong. You are in leg house.

(via erroneousemu)


adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

(via unclefather)


acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

(via notamypond)


monobeartheater:

the stars on the american flag are actually asterisks for all the restrictions on the freedom it boasts

(via nerd-in-the-tardis)


kingjaffejoffer:

kissmeslevres:

Yo i’d like to know what he did to deserve this 

"Fuck this one person in particular" - God

(via ugly)